HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
it glows. i had to have it.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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