Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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