They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
