Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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