i don't like sucking hair
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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