Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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