At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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