She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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