Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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