did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I cockslap morals
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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