Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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