i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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