Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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