We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
They took my balls.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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