I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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