hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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