We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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