It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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