party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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