Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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