i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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