it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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