I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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