Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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