We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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