Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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