did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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