Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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