well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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