That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it hurts more in the daytime
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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