Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Randomize
