i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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