happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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