why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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