Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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