If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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