That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm bleeding and have questions
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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