you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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