And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
