Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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