How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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