I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
