I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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