I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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