There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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