I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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