"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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