No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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