then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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