bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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