And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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