we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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