How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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