But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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