i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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