you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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